I am passing this little tid-bit of advice to you that was recently emailed to me. By following simple advice heard on the "Dr. Holy Holly Show," you too can find inner peace and everlasting happiness.
Dr. Holy Holly professed that, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."
I have heard this before but it only clicked in today as I looked around the flat today. Before me stood many things that I had started but left unfinished and I couldn't help but feel guilty and needed to feel some closure. I decided that it was time to take the advice of Dr. Holy Holly to heart and finally put an end to so many unfinished projects. Amen!
So, today before leaving the house I finished off that bottle of Merlot that stood on the kitchen counter mocking me. Then I finished one of the of Absenta, Mezcal, and Gin followed by a mega-bag of Doritos, the box of cookies, an old valium prescreption, the chocolate cheescake that sat lazily in the fridge, and the bag of ground coffee.
You have no freaking idea how fucking good I feel! Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
