make a wish

I was inspired by some people's wishes so I posted them here. Please feel free to post yours as a comment and I'll add it to the list.

Cheers,

nil

I wish anarchism worked

I wish I could start a revolution.

I wish I could live on a mountain with a goat. If I could do that, I think everything would fall into place.

I wish god would take you into his arms and strangle the life out of you.

For my next life I wish for a species upgrade.

When I was a child I had many wishes and dreams, but now I only wish that my child will not have to work as a prostitute like me.

I wish that the bird flu would wipe out all the pigeons in all cities.

I wish smoking was good for your health.

As the unknown man stuck a gun between my shoulder blades, I wished I knew if the afterlife really existed.

I wish all world leaders were Buddhists, this includes the Pope.

I wish I had a huge rock of coke.

I wish the earth would stop spinning for I’m getting a bit dizzy and would like to get off now.

I wish I was a monkey, tiger or a shark.