I awake only to find that I have fallen into the clutches of the most sinister Reich mister von Bushy, Adolph Hitler’s right hand squirrel. It is rumoured that von Bushy is actually good old' Adolph; some sick Nazi project that had to be rushed cause the allies had them on the run. My intelligence tells me that originally the Nazis were attempting to develop a technology that would transfer Hitler’s mind over to other humans so that he may continue to rule over the world, may be even the universe for all eternity. I agree that it sounds like the plot to a corny science fiction film but never-the-less, it remains to be fact. Apparently they were real close to perfecting the process having transferred the minds of dogs over to cats and visa versa. But as I mentioned earlier, the allies were finally kicking some ass so the Nazis began to cut corners in an attempt to speed up their progress. The down fall to rushing was that they were never able to properly retransfer a human mind into another human, and as a result to this some top SS officers’ minds were lost in the bodies young and strong teenagers who either committed suicide after the transfer or just went into coma. The reinstallation of the human mind into a brain where a mind already existed was just too complex, problems always occurred as the original mind fought to save its existence. It was these facts that lead the chief scientists to try inserting human minds into primates. They were successful in doing so, but when the new human-primate awoke to find what had happened they quickly began to run amok trashing the laboratories valuable instruments and such and had to be put down. The researchers took more precautions as they were advancing the technology. They found that they could put a human mind in most animals. Severe memory loss was always a problem when transferring the mind over to smaller animals apart from the obvious problems in communication and motor skills.
History tells us that Hitler committed suicide once the allies were well on their way to victory; history didn’t tell you that, what remained of Hitler’s brain was taken to the research lab in a final attempt to resurrect him. The whole experiment was in utter chaos, many of the chief scientists refused to conduct the trial and were shot but only after they had managed to dispose of the test animals. In the end what remained of Hitler’s mind was transferred over to a bushy tailed rodent and thus the birth of von Bushy. Due to the small portion left of the brain, little was lost in the transfer, meaning that although von Bushy appeared to be a simple brown squirrel in a park he was truly a psychotic killer, who quickly began to devise a fiendish plot to over take all of the world’s parks. And after the parks he continued on to take control of the world’s production of spices and herbs.
The general public was aware of these happening but failed to consider it a threat so in two short years von Bushy had all the world’s parks and the global spice and herb trade under his control. For a short while people got around the outlandish spice and herb costs by growing their own, but von Bushy’s band of devilish followers quickly put a stop to that. At first countless numbers of squirrel and other rodents, convinced that von Bushy was their messiah, dug up and ate the seeds that were carefully and secretly planted in people’s gardens. This new band of skin head rodents eventually and surprisingly began to grow in intelligence, and as they did they began to develop the world’s first herbicide that attacked spices and herbs and promoted the growth of poison ivy. Perhaps it was foolish, maybe even stupid to take for von Bushy to take control of such things but it made the citizens of the earth fully aware of the evil power that was on the rise, and now you know that origin of von Bushy.So I lay in the middle of a white room with a red door. I presume it’s a cell. I’m bonded down so that can barely move. I attempt to struggle my way out only to find that the more I move the tighter the twist-ties binding me down tighten. I am hungry and my stomach grumbles, and with that last final thought I fall into an eternal sleep.
The general public was aware of these happening but failed to consider it a threat so in two short years von Bushy had all the world’s parks and the global spice and herb trade under his control. For a short while people got around the outlandish spice and herb costs by growing their own, but von Bushy’s band of devilish followers quickly put a stop to that. At first countless numbers of squirrel and other rodents, convinced that von Bushy was their messiah, dug up and ate the seeds that were carefully and secretly planted in people’s gardens. This new band of skin head rodents eventually and surprisingly began to grow in intelligence, and as they did they began to develop the world’s first herbicide that attacked spices and herbs and promoted the growth of poison ivy. Perhaps it was foolish, maybe even stupid to take for von Bushy to take control of such things but it made the citizens of the earth fully aware of the evil power that was on the rise, and now you know that origin of von Bushy.So I lay in the middle of a white room with a red door. I presume it’s a cell. I’m bonded down so that can barely move. I attempt to struggle my way out only to find that the more I move the tighter the twist-ties binding me down tighten. I am hungry and my stomach grumbles, and with that last final thought I fall into an eternal sleep.
